Cosmic Sausage Candle
Cosmic Sausage Candle – Because Your Drake Ship Deserves That Lived-In Smell
Nothing says "seasoned space trucker" like the aroma of sizzling sausage lingering in your cockpit. The Cosmic Sausage Candle brings you the authentic Drake experience—greasy, smoky, and just questionable enough to match your cargo manifest. Whether you're running legit ops or dodging the UEE, this candle fills your ship (or hab) with the comforting scent of a well-earned meal.
🔥 Sausage-scented for maximum immersion
🚀 Perfect for Cutlass, Caterpillar, or Corsair captains
💀 Pairs well with engine grease and poor life choices
Light one up, set course for the next job, and embrace the Kvlt life.
More details
- Soy wax
- Cotton wick
- 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
- Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
- Unscented, has a pleasant natural aroma
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: LordKamaq
- Email: lordkamaq-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
