LordKamaq’s Mug of Eternal Suffering – Powered by Bob Tears
Start your day the Kvlt way—with a steaming cup of pure Bob misery. LordKamaq’s Mug of Eternal Suffering isn’t just a coffee mug; it’s a declaration of dominance, a vessel of victory, and a reminder that Bobs exist solely to fuel your grind.
Crafted from black obsidian ceramic, this heavy-duty mug is built to withstand even the most intense rage-fueled desk slams.
Fill it with your favorite brew—or better yet, organically farmed Bob tears, slow-dripped from the defeated and harvested with precision. Each sip is a taste of their despair, fueling you through every ambush, dogfight, and underhanded backstab.
Whether you're plotting your next raid or just waking up to another day of piracy, this mug ensures every morning starts with the sweet taste of victory.
More details
- NOT microwave or dishwasher safe
- Ceramic
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: LordKamaq
- Email: lordkamaq-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Not dishwasher or microwave safe; hand wash only. Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ × 3.35″ (9.8 cm × 8.5 cm)
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ × 3.35″ (12 cm × 8.5 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
